Imagining the
internet as a representation of the human mind, we could establish that
websites like Facebook are probably the ego and that websites like 4chan are
most likely the id. What’s more interesting, though, is if we imagine that the
internet is a representation of a batshit insane mind. Actually, that would
explain quite a bit about the internet. It has been said before that the
internet as a whole is 83.5% porn; personally, I feel like that is a pretty
decent representation of the average human mind. What isn’t so easily
explainable, however, is the amount of disturbing and uncomfortable imagery
that the web unleashes upon our eyes on a daily basis. One thing’s for sure, if
the internet is an example of humanity’s brain than we are all pretty fucked
up.
#6 - Human Kirby
by goatfucker117*
by goatfucker117*
The best part of
this piece is how ridiculously fat human Kirby is shown to be. Seriously
though, how difficult is it to draw Kirby? It’s a fucking geometrical circle
with a smiley face. It’s harder to draw a cartoonish version of my testicles with
a Crayola. We have to give credit to this “artist” for this creative
endeavor. If I could have had a microphone taped to the wall in this artist’s
studio I would imagine it to sound something like this:
Kirby artist:
“Pink ball with eyes and a mouth, you say? Fuck that noise. The fat, pink and
bald man look is much truer to the aesthetic soul of Kirby.”
Random bystander:
“Uh, yeah sure. Whatever. Wait, is that a fucking penguin?”
Kirby artist: “What, you think the penguin doesn’t make sense? Fuck
you, buddy.”
#5 - Sonic the Uncomfortable Hedgehog
by sexual_c0nfus1on
by sexual_c0nfus1on
Once in a while a picture on the internet comes along that is so godamn
uncomfortable it makes you wish that you were born in a generation before the
advent of computers. This here is one of those pictures. Apparently Sonic the
Hedgehog, a character that most of us grew up with, has decided to take an
extra liking to his sidekick – who is most notably an underage boy-fox hybrid –
Tails. I guess Sonic needs some sort of stress relief after his last dozen or
so games have been unfit for even homeless schizophrenic retards to play.
All I’m saying
is that if any alien civilization happens to see this shit we’d better
appreciate our existence while it lasts.
#4 - Pregnant Dawn
by ouchmychildhood
by ouchmychildhood
I am so sorry for this. No really, I wish I didn’t have to show you this
horrible image. If you were a young child I’m sure this would be traumatizing
enough to send you over the edge to Jeffrey Dahmer-land.
#3 - Sexy Pony
by frustratedfurryOMEGA666
by frustratedfurryOMEGA666
It’s bad enough when a group of 16 and older males decide that your
children’s TV show amuses them so much that they are willing to spend actual
increments of their life posting “ironic” videos and pictures of it to the
internet. What’s worse is when they decide to draw anthropomorphic sexually
suggestive pictures of said children’s characters to the internet. Unlike the
Pregnant Dawn picture above, they’re actually attempting to destroy the
childhood of kids who haven’t grown old enough to destroy it for themselves.
Bravo, humanity. Brav-fucking-o.
#2 - Freudian Peach
by whydidntmommyholdme
by whydidntmommyholdme
If Freud was still alive this would give him a fucking heart attack.
There is so much shit in this picture that encourages the idea that the artist
was putting Peach in a very motherly role in this image. Notice the baby sized
Mario next to a powerful, bare chested and feminine Peach. The “1-up” panties
definitely refer to the act of sexual intercourse, and well, I’m feeling pretty
dirty right now.
*Ahem* I think it’s time for the last, and arguably the worst, abomination….
#1 - Minnie Mouse
by waltdisneyfan69
by waltdisneyfan69
Oh, come the fuck on internet. Why
would you even draw a sexually suggestive Minnie Mouse? This has got to be some
sort of demented ADHD that only affects the internet. Which is worse, the
person who would decide to position this as real art or the person who gets
enticed by the sexuality of this picture? Are we even supposed to be turned on
by a caricature of a baby mouse?
*The names have been changed to protect the individual artists from social ostracism and/or probable execution by firing squad.
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