Friday, July 13, 2012

Uncomfortable Fan Art Friday: Freaky Furday Edition!

   You know what's better than a whenever-I-feel-like-it article about the choicest semi-SFW fan art pictures on the internet? Don't worry, audience, you don't have to guess—this question is rhetorical! The answer is a weekly edition of Uncomfortable Fan Art—also known as the article that you never asked for but are happy enough to masturbate to—that you'll be able to read by your fireplace, with your elegant suede bathrobe fastened around your waist, as your bullmastiff lies by your right leg and your lover is sprawled out, dressed in the finest Fascinations lingerie, clenching your left.

What I propose to give you may be incredible, shit, it may even be beyond human comprehension: I offer to bring you man; man as he is and not as he is perceived. I offer to give you a vision of humanity that is coherent with what you have seen, not what you have been told. I want you to realize, as you see the dark images of what the human race is responsible, that mankind is but a single note in an orchestra of the disgusting.

A note that is beyond reckoning, a note that spells the utter disgrace of the forbidden essences of human existence. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you two drawn images of "manimals" fucking your childhood:

Sexy Peg from "The Goofy Movie"
by Gerb1lUpMyA$$

What is there to say about this image that isn't already said with the gagging noises that you're making right now? Who wouldn't, at the end of a hard day, be happy to come home to this image hanging before them, glistening with the eerie blue lights that line the walls of your very own torture dungeon? I would even say that this picture is tattoo-worthy. (Your move, stupid people.)

I think that this might also make a wonderful ironic t-shirt to wear on special occasions—y'know, job interviews, casual Fridays, weddings, maybe even your nephew's birthday party. (bonus points if you force all the children to watch The Goofy Movie)

My First Babs Pic
by fuckWagon

Okay, my usual modus operandi for these articles is to change the title of the picture from whatever inane stupidity that the "artist" had put down to something a little more intelligible. In this case, I found the original title was so completely fantastic that I just had to use it. The author of this image named the picture "My First Babs Pic". Get it? He is planning to make more of them. That would be like if I accidentally killed someone by pooping in their mouth too much—hey, even the human body has limits, folks—and then I insisted that the judge christen the case "Apollyon's First Poop Murder".

More unnerving than the name, though, is the path that this image forces your eyes to take. This was intentional. The artist actually wants everyone who views his drawing of the Tiny Toons character, Babs, to first look at her face and then work your way down to the exposed panties that this fuckbag so lovingly detailed for his throng of pederastic champions.

Let me just say, if fuckWagon ever gets a chance to read this, that I wish him the best in all of his sick-fuckery and will be awaiting his next Babs piece with great eagerness, puke bucket in hand.

Also, rabbit vagina.

Join Apollyon every Friday for even more horrible things that people draw. Beleive me, there's a lot, lot more of this stuff.

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